- #LABYRINTH 2 RETURN OF THE GOBLIN KING FULL MOVIE MOVIE#
- #LABYRINTH 2 RETURN OF THE GOBLIN KING FULL MOVIE SERIES#
Peaches have long been eaten, waltzes danced, fieries foiled, bogs of stench avoided, and cold, cold hearts broken. We begin quite a few years post the lovely Sarah saving her baby brother Toby from the equally lovely Jareth, king of the goblins. I'm NOT reviewing all four of these separately. Maybe Jareth began to fade away without her love and she came back to rescue HIM!? I mean did Sarah grow up and find her way back through the labyrinth and a destiny as a queen? Did Jareth forsake the goblin kingdom and his power to find her in the human world (once she was a legal adult of course)? Maybe she became a great actress who used her time in the labyrinth to make amazing fantasy movies. What happened to that beautiful, cold king and that beautiful young woman? It can't all just end with a goblin slumber party and owls flying off into the night can it? I mean yes, there's been some enormously good fan fiction but that's not "real" in the canonical sense is it? I'm sure that, like me and countless other fans, you always kind of wondered what happened next.
#LABYRINTH 2 RETURN OF THE GOBLIN KING FULL MOVIE SERIES#
Oh and David fucking Bowie sings amazing songs while wearing a series of awe inspiring codpieces. A perfectly normal girl does battle with a tempting not quite evil magical king to save someone she loves and she meets marvelous, unbelievable creatures along the way who make her stronger and teach her the lessons of growing up but with the wonderful footnote that its okay not to entirely give up those innocent imaginings of childhood. I mean its practically every little kids game of imaginary castles and kings and dragons brought to life. Its one of the all time great romantic fantasy films. A perfectly normal girl does battle with a tempting not quite evil magical king to save someone she loves and she meets marv A relatively interesting concept and gorgeous cover art are not enough to save this very, very awful looking sequel series to possibly my favorite (and still a firm fixture on the adult top ten list) childhood film.
#LABYRINTH 2 RETURN OF THE GOBLIN KING FULL MOVIE MOVIE#
Whether your favorite cartoon is Jem and the Holograms or Robotech, or your favorite movie is The Karate Kid or Sixteen Candles, my goal is that you'll find something you love.A relatively interesting concept and gorgeous cover art are not enough to save this very, very awful looking sequel series to possibly my favorite (and still a firm fixture on the adult top ten list) childhood film. And it's not all about me, our goal is to have something for everyone that loves retro pop culture. After all, there are tons more corny ways I can use my favorite Top Gun quotes on t-shirts. We don't plan to stop, even if Frankie Says Relax. I plan to Stay on Target with our Star Wars shirts and provide the most fun collection of 80s pop culture t-shirts on the web for a long time to come, because I think it's What is Best In Life. And don't tell anyone but I even sometimes sport a Deadpool shirt even though he wasn't even created until the 1990s. Spider-Man has been my favorite super hero since I was 2 years old when I had the MEGO doll with the fabric costume. It's filled with He-Man, Transformers, and GI JOE shirts and lots of superhero shirts which of course include the classics like Superman Shirts and Spiderman shirts. To this day my t-shirt wardrobe is not much different from when I was a kid. I launched in 1999 because I would wear my favorite 80s cartoons on tees and people would ask me where I got them.